Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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