Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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