kristin has been a bad kristin
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We had to coat check the pizza.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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