Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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