Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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