A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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