i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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