Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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