I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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