Kareoke will never be a sober sport
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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