I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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