Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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