No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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