My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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