what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
