What a fucking waste of an outfit
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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