He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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