Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
