Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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