therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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