All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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