That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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