she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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