Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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