can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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