Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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