College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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