NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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