Small penises have feelings too.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
