How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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