forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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