Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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