So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My balls are so social today.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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