The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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