Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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