she was so not down for the gang bang
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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