we have pet lesbian snakes
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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