used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Come share oat with me in your robe
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize