I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Iām photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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