forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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