i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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