What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
birth control should be required to get into college
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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