Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
