...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
