Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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