Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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