David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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