I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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