So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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