How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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