A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm bleeding and have questions
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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