Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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