I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Enjoy the penises
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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