no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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