whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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