I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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