She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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