who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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