The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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